Friday, March 05, 2004

Astrology and me

I was born a Libran they said. But how do I know that I am one? Ok, I remember when I was a little boy adults read my horoscope in the papers and I dutifully believed them. Well who wouldn’t as all the adults, I knew, believed in them init? They said it is true that I, as a Libran, will have such .and such traits…..airs more like I felt that time huh?.
So away I went to the library and got a book on Astrology and read about the Star Sign Of Libra. Well there were good and bad traits. I remembered most of the good traits but forgot the bad ones. So that is the story of how I became a proper Libran. Hmmmmm…. then all of a sudden I grew up and realised, that, this is just jabberwocky.
But really I got it all explained to me, by myself, like this.
Before I was born I was in my mother’s tummy, and I got all the sustenance I mean feed and shit through her bless her. In fact I was part of her body. Then one fine occasion I thought of been born, hrrrruph…. come out into this world.
Do you believe in theory of vibrations? No? Any way I will explain that another day….. but just think that at every place and time, there is a cosmic vibration, very unique. So at that moment and place, I came out of my mother’s womb and the umbilical cord was severed, there was a cosmic vibration. And that was my starting vibration, proudly my own and unique . Now as time goes on, the cosmic vibrations change. If you go with the vibrations you can ‘ave it; and if you go against it…… well you know what happens to one. Took me a few years of phisolophising to find that but I dare say it is simple than most of the bloody Astrology Eastern or Western init?
On a blustery day, one old lady said to another old lady across the road, “It is windy today.”
Second old lady, “ No it’s Thursday.”
First old lady, “Me too, let’s go and ‘ave a cup of tea.”