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I have a story to tell you. You will think that I is stupid n ole. I red the bible n i thout...... how can one persen b three? Mo i thuot ab...

I feel strange. I had a few shots of vodhy and I alooking forword to a pipe load of fine ganja, grown local and delivered by a local mini ge...

In the early days of television, people who bought them thought that TVs weigh heavier when they are switched on. Because on the back of the...

1% of total population of US are in prison. All prisoners have to work. If they do not they are put in solitary cofinement. They do not gat ...

The exploitation of someone else's money is fun. Nudge nudge and a giggle. We all do it in some time in our puny lifes. But the Politici...

I am just concerned about in the amount of cheating which goes in the games on TV. Forget about me in the stands watching them, and I dream ...

Yeah the boffins have discovered Melanosomes, the colour bearing cells. Have a butcher: A re­con­struc­tion of Si­no­saur­op­ter­yx. (Pho...

IED's are let off by remote contral. That is radio waves. Wht can't the UK & US make a gadget which can send the harmonics of al...

I watched this program and I found something lacking. Yeah "Moan and moan about it but do not do anything". The commentator was ex...

The name of the city of Bristol will have to go back to it's original name; Bristow or even before. Tell them, the foreign bastards to g...

I am a selfish person. Do you understand of being selfish? Or is it not right to ask that question? Is it right to ask a question like that?...

I listened to the Jeff Hoon's (then Defence Minister) statement and questioning by the panel. I thought, " Hang on! he is on Defenc...

I heard from a friend of mine that the archeologists have discovered the burial of the last Neanderthal man. My friend rightfully questions,...

They the BBC started showing the "Diary of Anne Frank". Cor blimey they going to bomb the Palestinians again. Crazy Zionists are a...

i am reading about that xmas day plane bombing attack...man! they all knew about it let it happen...their intension is to attack yemen as th...

I can never see where I started smoking. May be way back when my memories are not very good. That is after 10 years old I think. But one thi...

After the trauma of getting my head bashed up and then running away from home when I was 10 or 11 years old. Yeah I remember the hot summer ...

I was listening to the disagreament at the Climatic Conference and the people who got stranded in the Euro Tunnel due to weather. Hmm nice b...

"So if you are the white Lone Ranger who am I? Tonto?" "Yeah, be there tomorrow". Was the reply. From one of the Spooks ...

I was thinking about something which took place under drinks etc. last weekend. I took a taxi with two other people back home after this par...