Amoeba and Zen

Have you ever been to another country thinking you are a master of all? I did once. Katz.
Has any one told someone else, in front of you, pointing at you " This guy is great look after him", and when you come out of prison at 8 AM and phone that loud mouth caring person to see whether you can have a cup of tea with sugar, you get "Sorry mate I got my Mum in law" and the barstard is not even having an affair with anyone?
I know when I criticise someone for an erratic act I am capable of doing the same thing and I hate that act.
I think it is better to be an amoeba than a human being.
OK take me for an example. I have lots of cells which are doing lots of different things at the same time. Yes? Amoeba has one cell and does everything which I do with it. Amoeba has a conscience I bet. When amoeba goes about and finds a foreign matter smaller than itself, it engulfs the little piece and checks “food? um... um.... or shite?... urgh...” and then if it is food it dissolves the food into it , if it is non-food it throws it out. If you can tell the difference between what is good and bad then you are supposed to have a conscience 'init?
Did you know that, when an amoeba gets too fat it divides into two amoebae? Yeah the scientists have found that out a long time ago. And then, sometimes, the amoeba gets into a tiff and cannot get itself to divide itself and sends distress calls. There are some amoebae the scientists call ‘midwife amoebae’, which come around to the distressed amoeba and help to divide by wedging themselves at the fissure. No sir/madam I is not insane. Ask the scientists. I for one want to be the amoeba who never dies.

First Blog I ever did

Yo And Behold the old God is looking at me and says 'yes'. Yep it woiked. no. .... This is the very first blog I wanted to post and could not ...
"Katz. A word used by a certain Zen Master, when the monk comes out with a question about buddhism. Thats all today."
Its hard man this one did not appear on me blog. Well I will put everything I have to say in this one and post/publish this and see.
I asked myself why can't we find anything which was written by Buddha or Christ Two real people who were well educated, as Buddha aka Siddhartha was a prince, and Christ was a carpenters son. They both had followers who would of written something eg. the scriptures written by the followers of Masters of Zen in China. After a while I thought as they both were revolting against the religion they were born into, they must have found something which we have missed. And I ......Yeah it is so simple that there is nothing to write about.