Is this funny side of life?

Gospel of one Proff Jim Al-Khallili

Today we THINK  that dark matter not only exists, but is a vital part of our universe. The world we can see today would not exist, because it is the dark matter which made the galaxies hold together, but it is the dark matter brought the clouds which formed the galaxies and ignited the suns.

Now we have a new boy in town called Dark Energy. So now this is the new fudge. Carry on boyyo, you boffins have been giving me the shits since I opened my first physics book.

So we summarise: First the big white light which created universe. "Hello: God I presume?"
Then came the devil, dark as it can be. The Dark Matter. It gave the world the sins of our fathers by making the suns and planets etc. Then we found out, in the last few years, the Dark Energy which will pull everything God created apart and we all will be isolated.(like u n me will be thousands of meters apart)(one of my cells will me meters apart) Amen



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