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Salary rise


I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

I do physical labour.
I work at great depths.
I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Sincerely,
P. Niss

The Response :
Dear Penis:
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you aave raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

Sincerely,
V. Gina



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Blue Eyed People, Persuade People,

Did you know that before 10,000 to 6,000 years ago there were no blue eyed people in the world. According to the boffins it all started with this some one going mutant with blue eyes. Before that we were all brown eyed. The gene called OCA2 codes the colour of melanin.

Comes out of "A common ancestor for all blue-eyed people"

When your other half is feeling powerful do not try to convince that person on a new idea. It will not work according to the Boffins. They say wait until they feel defeated over some crap. Good init?

Read it all here.

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