Do Not Forget Your X'mas Pressie

I was instructed by the hospital after the last visit; to go for another bloody examination. This is something to do with my digestive system. Well last hospital stay was very intersting but the boffins at the hospital could not find what wa wrong with me, except that I had a very bad infection of some sort. So this visit is to check some investigate more.

I had to swallow a camera in a capsule and the boffins watch the video. I was given a general as I can't stay without moving because of my back problems. So I missed the pop corn and cola session the docs and nurses had. 

The same evening I had Dan and Kim visit ...boy o boy didn't we have a lovely time... Got properly blasted.

So next morning I was still in space...sat on me sofa with a coffee. Leaned back and heard this growling sound coming from my tummy area. I moved forword and the growling sound...bit different came back. So I diligently moved back and forth mmmm same again. Thought of phoning 101 but I phoned my GP for a phone back. I had a call back.....I was told that after a dump that camera has been gone out. 

 Then I moved and noticed that a christmas pressie  a fake fart thingey in a small bag which was pressing on my back. Sorted.

Bit of advice I reckon

This happened in the same train trips as in this.

Me and my friend Duche were walking in Exeter as there were lots of people milling around.We went to investigate and walked down this road where people were going towards. Then Duche says "Pulle! pulle". I knew that means, the slang term for the police. So there this policeman was walking towards us on the other side of the road. Without says anything he motioned me to cross the road. He went straight to the guy and said in his best French acsent " Where is the skul road?". The man said there is no school road but there is a school lane. Viola says Duche and we proceeded.

The moral of the story is: if you are carrying illegal substances, which we did, best to go to the police-person rather than wait for them to come to you. Well atleast it worked at that time init?

Three men in a pub

Back in the eighties we used to travel trains in an area. Me and Duche from bristol and a few lads from Notts. We used buy a season ticket to travel all over an area like West country. Bristol, Penzance and Exeter. Cost about 20 quid. Duche is a friendly French national who scappered from france when he turned 16, so that not to do national service. Dom is a dour English football hooligan from Nottingham. Me a 'Paki'.
Three of us went to a pub in Truro and went to the bar to order drinks. We were a weird looking bunch. Dom dressed in dirty tee shirt and a tattered jeans, Duche in a long black coat with a black top hat, and me in a tattered army jacket with a sleaves torn off leather jacket, which looked like a waist coat.
The land lord took a step back words and said. "Whoa lads sorry I cannot serve you."
I said, "Can we have some water please, you have to serve us, as it is the law." I remember on the TV some one say that it is law; that if you ask for water from any house or establishment in the UK, you have to be given water..
There was a bar fly who turned to the landlord and said, "He is right. You have to serve water to the three gentlemen"
Yes he served us water and told us to drink it outside.  We dumped the water and ran away with the bloody glasses.

Is this funny side of life?

Gospel of one Proff Jim Al-Khallili

Today we THINK  that dark matter not only exists, but is a vital part of our universe. The world we can see today would not exist, because it is the dark matter which made the galaxies hold together, but it is the dark matter brought the clouds which formed the galaxies and ignited the suns.

Now we have a new boy in town called Dark Energy. So now this is the new fudge. Carry on boyyo, you boffins have been giving me the shits since I opened my first physics book.

So we summarise: First the big white light which created universe. "Hello: God I presume?"
Then came the devil, dark as it can be. The Dark Matter. It gave the world the sins of our fathers by making the suns and planets etc. Then we found out, in the last few years, the Dark Energy which will pull everything God created apart and we all will be isolated.(like u n me will be thousands of meters apart)(one of my cells will me meters apart) Amen



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Perle Harbour may be not?

5 months before the  Perle Harbour bombing by Japanese, the Americans were pracrticing to take part in the WW2 in Springtown camp (USNOB) Londonderry, Northern Ireland in July of 1941; documents show. Funny init?

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Death Eaters

Today's Wall Street Journal has a stunning exposé on a publicly-traded company called Life Partners Holdings. Are you ready for this? Life Partners creeps around asking the unemployed, the elderly and the sick (especially people with HIV/AIDS) to sell them their life insurance policies for cash. Then they bundle these policies into securities and sell them to vultures -- oh, I am sorry, "investors." Then the "investors" sit around and wait for people to die -- the sooner the better for the purchasers of these death bonds. The future of this industry "looks bright," chirps National Underwriters.

Reminds you a little of those Death Eaters in Harry Potter, doesn't it?

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“one-drop rule”

In the U.S., the “one-drop rule” — al­so known as hy­pode­s­cent — dates to a 1662 Vir­gin­ia law on the treat­ment of mixed-race in­di­vid­u­als. The le­gal no­tion of hy­pode­s­cent has been up­held as re­cently as 1985, when a Lou­i­si­ana court ruled that a wom­an with a black great-great-great-great-grandmoth­er could not iden­ti­fy her­self as “white” on her pass­port.

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Sympathy

American Disabled WW2 veterant said, "I don't care about sympathy anymore. Check the dictionary, sympathy comes between Shit and Siphyllis."


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funday Times

First the background please:

Who is; Lieutenant General Hamid Gul, HI(M), SBt, (Urdū:حمید گل) (born 20 November 1936) is a retired Pakistan Army general known for heading the Inter-Services Intelligence Pakistani intelligence agency, after the Soviet-Afghan War, and for instigating the insurgency in Jammu and Kashmir against India in 1989 with the support of the militants, who fought in the Soviet-Afghan war.

During the recent wikileaks about the afghani war, the London Times came out that "....Gul’s name appears in about 10 of roughly 180 classified US files that allege Pakistan’s intelligence service supported Afghan militants fighting Nato forces......".

And Gul says,"I am a very favourite whipping boy of America. They can’t imagine the Afghans can win wars on their own. It would be an abiding shame that a 74-year-old general living a retired life manipulating the Mujahedeen in Afghanistan results in the defeat of America"

Further he says:

As well, in a UPI interview on September 26, 2001, two weeks after the 9-11 attacks, Gul stated, in reply to the question who did Black Sept. 11?, “Mossad and its accomplices. The US spends $40 billion a year on its 11 intelligence agencies. That’s $400 billion in 10 years. Yet the Bush Administration says it was taken by surprise. I don’t believe it. Within 10 minutes of the second twin tower being hit in the World Trade Center CNN said Osama bin Laden had done it. That was a planned piece of disinformation by the real perpetrators...”

Good old Gul. I have taken a liking to him.

Further reading.





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In The Good Old Days

In the early days of television, people who bought them thought that TVs weigh heavier when they are switched on. Because on the back of the TV it says"Please switch off the TV before you move it". Hmmm how stupid we were!



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English Only

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http://www.alternet.org/bloggers/http://www.thinkprogress.org//140814/

On Saturday, Pat Buchanan hosted a conference to discuss how Republicans can regain a majority in America. During one discussion, panelists suggested supporting English-only initiatives as a prime way of attracting "working class white Democrats." The discussion ridiculed Judge Sotomayor for the fact that she studied children’s classics to improve her grammar while attending college. The panelists also suggested that, without English as the official language, President Obama would force Americans to speak Spanish.



One salient feature of the event was the banner hanging over the English-only advocates. The word conference was spelled “Conferenece.” View it below:




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Pope And Israel

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Bethlehem – Ma’an – Despite the diplomatic immunity that Pope Benedict XVI enjoys throughout the world, Israel’s Ben Gurion Airport security officials insisted on inspecting all the pontiff’s luggage when he left the Holy Land last Friday, according to the Israeli newspaper Ma’ariv.

According to Ma’ariv’s report, which appeared on Tuesday, the pope’s attendants were asked to put all the gifts he received during his weeklong visit through an X-ray machine. The aides were also questioned at the airport.

Ma’ariv said the pope’s entourage at first refused the search, causing an argument that threatened to snowball into a diplomatic crisis. But after long discussions and the intervention of high-level officials, the pope’s attendants agreed to have their luggage checked in the X-ray machine.

Security officers noticed the pope’s personal physician carrying a bag with a cooler, and after inspection they found it contained four containers of blood of the pope’s blood type kept in case of emergency.

"We are responsible for the safety of millions of passengers who use the airport every year, and we receive official directives on how to do our job," Israeli airport authorities commented on the incident.

This shows how the Israel treat everyone, EQUAL, init?

http://www.uruknet.de:80/?s1=1&p=54429&s2=21


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TV Seriously

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There I was watching this serious program about climate change and the bloody commercials came on. I wanted to take a leak anyway and I went to the loo. Poured myself a glass of wine and checked the phone for the texts, replied one and then the program started. Frigging heck, I cannot remember where we left off before the commercials.

Another time I was watching this Mcdonald TV (as My mate says) and there were no commercials and I wanted to go for a pee and I had to cross my bloody legs. Damn what the hell can I do?

I know a perfect solution. All serious programs should be shown in channels without the bloody commercials, everone goes to the loo before it starts etc etc and all Mc donald TV in the channels with commercials and you don't worry. Every ones happy. Will you?


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Whisling Who?

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An orangutan in Heidelberg Zoo has attracted attention after teaching himself to whistle. Now the 14-year-old ape has recorded his first CD.

Although somewhat underrated as a musical technique, a spot of whistling can often add a certain something to a song. Who can forget Otis Redding's poignant whistling on the soul classic "(Sittin' on) the Dock of the Bay" or the haunting whistle refrain on the fall-of-the-Wall rock anthem "Wind of Change" by Germany's Scorpions?

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Outsourcing

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History Of South Africa

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I was reading this article about Israel and the Zionists, my favourite subject. The authour keeps on comparing Zionismin Israel to Aprtheid in South africa. So I wanted to have a refresher course in the History of SA. Found this:

1615 Sir Thomas Roe attempts to land some deported British criminals at the Cape, but those who are not drowned or killed by Khoi-Khoi are soon removed from the Cape and the scheme is abandoned. (SESA, v. 2, p. 507)

From http://www.sahistory.org.za/pages/chronology/general/1600.htm

I know Australia had its own influx of the said criminal from GB those good old days. But where else I wonder. And how many descendants of those criminals live in other parts of the world than Australia. All the bloody Aussies are from criminals except the Abos init?






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Extreme Sheep LED Art

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Wicked Illusion

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Something For Your Photo Album

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