I am a selfish person.
Altu is very astute for his age. I could not understand, what he is on about most of the time. He is so young, can only say a few words, if you know him well you can understand sometimes. But he is very articulate, by his actions with his face, arms and body to make a most famous actor cringe. I do understand, as I said; most of the time, and it can be very funny.
So one afternoon after his siesta he came up to me and said, "Unca, come toilet."
I hate baby talk, and I said, "Come on Altu, big boy now, you can go to the toilet on your own?" He is not having any of it. He made a face of disgust as if I am very stupid and made his hand gestures to hurry me up. I thought that is fine. What have I got to loose. He is the boss.
So we went to the toilet. He closed the door very firmly and said, "Mummy?" And he went to the commode and put the seat down sat on it and pretented to do number two. Then he got up and flushed the toilet, walked upto the wash basin and washed his hands.
Then he came back and said, "Daddy?" He put the seat up and dropped his little trousers down and pretended to piss. Then he tried to flush it, but the flush was not filled up. He put his arms up in the air grimaced with lots of venom on it and sighed as if to tell me, you should have filled it up. So we waiited.
Then he said again, "Daddy?". Put the seat up, dropped his trousers and pretended to piss and flushed the toilet. Then he walked to the wash basin with a swagger and washed his hands. Great I thought. Nice way to spend a boring afternoon.
Then very seriously he said, "Very bad." I nodded and said," All right mate lets go and play in the garden." He put his arms across the chest and gave me that look to say stupid. I waited.
He said "Mummy?" O! no did I say " Again,and again?" He went to the commode put the seat down sat on it and gave the look of someone pissing. Then he got off put the lid down and flushed. Then he went and washed his hands.
Waited untill the flush got filled and said, "Daddy". Lifted both the lid and the seat, dropped his trousers and pretended to piss. Then very seriously he put the seat and the lid down, flushed then, swaggered to the wash basin and washed his hands.
Then he looked at me with a beeming smile full of satisfaction. I said, "That's enough now, lest go out and play , huh?"
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The Original version:
Binu is very astute for his age. I could not understand what he is on about most of the time. He is so young he can only say a few words, if you know him well you can understand sometimes. But he is very articulate, by his actions with his face, arms and body to make a most famous actor cringe. I do understand, as I said most of the time, and it can be very funny.
So one afternoon after his siesta he came up to me and said, "Unca, come toilet." I hate baby talk, and I said, "Come on Binu you are a big boy now, you can go to the toilet on your own?" He is not having any of it. He made a face of disgust as if I am very stupid and made his hand gestures to hurry me up. I thought that is fine. What have I got to loose. He is the boss.
So we went to the toilet. He closed the door very firmly and said, "Mummy." And he went to the commode and put the seat down sat on it and pretented to do number two. Then he got up and flushed the toilet, walked upto the wash basin and washed his hands.
Then he came back and said, "Daddy." He put the seat up and dropped his little trousers down and pretended to piss. Then he tried to flush it, but the flush was not filled up. He put his arms up in the air grimaced with lots of venom on it and sighed as if to tell me, you should have filled it up. So we waiited.
Then he said again, "Daddy". Put the seat up, dropped his trousers and pretended to piss and flushed the toilet. Then he walked to the wash basin with a swagger and washed his hands. Great I thought. Nice way to spend a boring afternoon.
Then very seriously he said, "Very bad." I nodded and said," All right mate lets go and play in the garden." He put his arms across the chest and gave me that look to say you are very stupid. I waited.
He said "Mummy." O! no did I say " Again,and again?" He went to the commode put the seat down sat on it and gave the look of someone pissing. Then he got off put the lid down and flushed. Then he went and washed his hands. Waited untill the flush got filled and said, "Daddy". Lifted both the lid and the seat, dropped his trousers and pretended to piss. Then very seriously he put the seat and the lid down, flushed then swaggered to the wash basin and washed his hands. Then he looked at me with a beeming smile full of satisfaction. I dropped to my knees gathered the little bugger in my arms gave him a big hug and a cuddle saying, "You are the wisest of them all, my little man."
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