Friday, December 28, 2018

Best things which happened in 2018

In February the KFC(UK) run out of chicken! Hee hee

In December the Abortion law was repealed in Ireland and passed. Yep the ladies in Ireland can have an abortion legally now. Hurray after 35 years!

In September Gay Sex was legalized in India. Atlast.

In December Australian scientists have developed a universal cancer test that can detect traces of the disease in a patient’s bloodstream. Caution!  Does not show where in the body.

England's hottest summer on records.

England got through to Semi-finals in the World Cup.

Russia sent two assassins to UK. Ooops that was not a best thing! Damn who writes this stuff. Blame Russel Howard.

Ozone layer is finally recovering from the ealier Aerosol attacks by us humans. If I knew it that time I would not have used a can of Whats-it to repel a bloody rat out of my bedsit. You hold lighter underneath the nozzle and squirt it. Damn good flame thrower.

Britain's carbon footprint is lowest since 19th century. Shhhh....Do not tell the MP.

The world is producing more renewable energy than ever before. Yeah...keep it up. Write to your government to get more.

The number of democracies are at an all time high.

Less people are living at extreme poverty than ever before.

We are living longer.

Global hunger is falling.

More people are getting an education in schools.

Child labour(for US spelling please understand this is English) is declining.

Hey hum it was not a bad year at all.
I wish you all a similar or better 2019