Special Needs

At the moment the Gov is thinking about people with Special Needs.

When I was in the Foundation year in UWE....ooops Bristol Polytechnic it was called then.... There was a Matey (call him Matey as I don't want to ridicule him) who used to drink a lot. He was a lad came from outskirts of Bristol but always on time. He was keen.

He used to make fireworks. "No crime in that ", one cries out. Yep you be right of course.

One day in summer, he was transporting his fireworks in the back of his mini and a spark from his ciggie lit the fireworks and everything exploded, allegedly according to him. Now he is deaf....ooops sorry hard of hearing. So now he got a woman who makes the signing in front of our class. All the frigging classes.

No wonder I dropped out.

Any way Matey told me he got lots of money as he was in Special Needs. Yeah I am talkings few grands worth. He had to submit few reciepts to say that he had special classes. Thats all. I think few of us signed the reciepts for a drink. He said everyone is doing it. Guess what? He passed all his exams. Yeah bloody right as he had one extra hour than us. And he started working for the MOD. Well if he is not there he must be working for someone who blows things up.


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