1 cup of grade 'A' mud.
1/2 cup of chopped grade 'A' earth worms.
2 pinches of vegetable shortening
Sugar, salt and other seasoning to taste.
Mix all together in a sterile bowl. Make flat biscuits and bake in the sun if the bugger is out, otherwise wait until it comes out.
This is the latest rage in Haiti. It is catching on and the Haitians are going to get the world market very soon. This is very good for obesity and the best to keep yourself skinny. You can appear in the TV like those people in 90's in Ethiopia.
Easy to learn slogan to sing along to.
“The perfect meal for down-to-earth folk; wash it down with a Diet Coke”
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8 comments:
Are you sure about the worms cause it might not be that easy to find.
Also you did not tell people to pick out any tiny rocks that can break their teeth when chomping down in a desparation to fill their bloated bellies.
Any way when I return home, I will look for a nice plot of clay that I believe is fairly clean and try to make a few dozen. I was told they taste like Mylanta or Tums.
Couldn't believe such an item was made and sold to the public. I guess without that huge earthquake the entire world wouldn't even know.
Now all the monet pouring in will be skimmed by the 1% rich!
If you want to beat out the other mud cookie makers, you have to make your batches more flavorful than a mouth full of Mylanta or Tums. My suggestion is to add a tablespoon of fish sauce.
The word will get out and they'll come like flies to your cookies.
Cookies aside, lets help with the quake recovery by teaching people how to actmmore civilized.
Did one see how casual the survivors were when they walked past dead people? Two guys squated and pointed at two naked couple that were crushed by their collapsing hotel. There they were pointing and showing a grin and the national media shot it around the world.
4days * 24 hours in a day = 96 hours of no food (drink included).
The victims could even be bleeding.
If anyone can even get a true count
the final number may never be known.
Hell lo oh! I believe the Mississippi mud cookie receipe is better than your Haitian mud cookie receipe.
What chu doin my friend? I make it and it no taste good. Me thinks u try it first.
Hey those cookies are not bad! Besides the ants don't bother them.
I recommend dipping them in coffee because just remember they still fall apart when the cookie is dunked too long.
I wonder what people will think when I offer Haitian mud cookies in my establishment (geared to tourist trade).
I bin sitting 'n watching the disaster and got depressed, so I went to the www.dec.org.uk 'n sent some money.
Anon, I said grade A mud m8. No grit and stones in them. Not all Haiti got that kind of mud. You got to search around. worms are extra, very rare but is allowed.
Cannot comment on Mylanta or Tums as I have not had either.
You are right about the skimming of the money. I have heard it happening in Sri Lanka after the Surinami. That seems to be part of the business.
By the way out of all those people who died, I presume a large majority is from the richer part of the society. Because they lived in concrete houses and the poor lived in wooden and corrugated iron huts. Once everything settles down the political power balance will be changed. This is just a theory.
Fish sauce? Fish scales more like.
"Did one see how casual the survivors were when they walked past dead people?"
This is not the first time Haitians gone through tragedy. They are very resilient and they know it is useless getting upset. Better laugh at it.
Mississippi mud cookie recipe: what is it m8, give the recipe to the whole world. It might help some poor people or may be rich, who can try it just for a change.
Mississippi mud pie is made with among other things chocolate .... possibly not ideal in an earthquake situation
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